Posted by George:
here's a funny Gwar video done recently at Sounds of the Underground New Jersey
http://www.blender.com/video/768/GwarSoundsoftheUnderground.video
some hilarious fan interviews
Posted by christopher:
gwar is still great.BUT in the early to mid 90's they they seemed so much better.Hell-o and scumdogs era was deffintley there best,they or there music on those two exspeacilly scumdogs is unreal,Check out king/queen..........
Posted by p.o.s.:
its very simple , if you like GWAR you are cool ... if you dont then you really suck hard. this always holds true .
Posted by ENGELDOG:
GWAR U LIKE IT U DONT ME I LIKE GOING TO THE SHOW AT THE GLASS HOUSE CANT WAIT
Posted by Twiggy13:
I jest want to say that to compear what Slipknot & Gwar do is not right.Slipknot jest like to dres up wich is good. Gwar are fictshenal caricters. Thay are not real, jest like Baze Ya Dead Homie & Gorilaz. If you want real facks look up Kiss.
Posted by Dan:
GWAR are the greatest!!!
Look here http://www.volltrunken.com/gwar.htm .
Greetings from germany!!!
Posted by gwarrior:
Gwar is probably the best band on the face of the earth. Go listen to Vlad the Impaler!!
Posted by G@y:
Thanks M@. I agree with ur statement. I'm sick of all these people leaving long and elaborate messages about how much they hate Gwar. I mean Gwar is like my life and i can't stand when someone talks $hit about them. Gwar has been around for so long. I've been a fan since the very beginning of Gwar-Unit. I mean how many bands do u know that actually lived during the time of the dinosaurs. And the costumes...i am a gay man and i must say from my perspective, and i think i speak for all Gwar fans, not just me and M@ here, but Gwar's costumes are so ridiculously stupid and gay that any guy who enjoys a fine c0ck can't help but be attracted to Gwar. just look at that golden skull that Oderus Grundel wears across his penisss. Isn't that what Gwar is really all about? In case you haven't checked out Gwar's new piece of $hit excuse for a video - War Party on Ondemand, let me fill u in. It's so ridiculously gay it makes me laugh. I watched it 7 times in a row last night just to laugh at it over and over again. What were they honestly thinking. I liked Gwar so much better back when they had Faggius Maximus as their singer and just for the record "Ballsack MaGee" was the greatest album that the pioneers of the 1600's had ever seen. But as to what M@ was saying, if Gwar ever wants to be as popular as Black Sabbath or Metallica they are going to have to revert back to their old school tactics of sh*tting on stage in front of people every concert, cuz i too was at the show at the Norva on the 30th and the one question on my mind that i'm sure was on everyone else's was...wheres the sh*t???
Posted by M@:
Who cares how long GWAR has been around? Everyone can simply agree they have been around a lot longer than Slipknot. Another thing, why do you leave long and elaborate messages of how much you hate GWAR and how much they suck? Comment on your favorite bands and let everyone who listens to Gwar enjoy it. Gwar isnt for everyone that is why they arent as famous as Black Sabbath or Metallica. Never the less, Gwar has been around for one hell of a long time and for a band that has such a loyal following and that has been around for so long, they deserve a certain amount of respect. Oh and I was at the NorVa to see them on 5/30/04 and again at 10/26/04 and I also have seen many other bands live and GWAR is STILL the best live band that has ever played.
Posted by i know everything about gwar:
gwar was created in the year of 1860-birthed from the bloood of fataities lost in the cival war...one day after they played a show 3 members were slaughterd viciusly by a pack of rabid baboons just as bonerus exodus was about to jizz in ballsack beefcakes face. It wasn't until 1905 that the new singer Faggius Maximus decided to take a new approach to the band by sh*tting at each concert in front of a live audience before going on stage. After he sh*t himself to death, Johnny slutman took the role as the lead gayest and it was actually Gaary FishPuss, their trombone player who suggested taking their music inspirations from different gays all across the planet of Gwar. After coming to grips with their own sexuality Gwar (then called little children have tiny penises) decided to call themselves Gay Whiny annoying Rock, decided to shorten the name to G.W.A.R. and relaese their first album titled ballsack magees a$s looks like my dying mothers rotten vaginal carnage, and released it in America, but it never actually hit stores until gay couples began dispursing accross the nation. Since then they have come out with 69 new albuums promoting gay sex, gay men, gay costumes, and overall really gaaay costumes. I hope that shows u all what Gwar really is and now that u know u can never make fun of them again. If u have any questions or a really small PeNiS, e-mail me at G(ay)war@AOL.com
Posted by beefcake the o mighty :
to all u dying fetuses that listen to our music i hope you have seen the latest gwar video on ondemand ..it didnt even make any sense and it was possibly the worst video ever created...infact we have no talent at all and we dress up like little f?gget 7 year olds on halloween...il most likely never get any pu$sy in my entire life..by the way i have a decaying rotten horse c0ck under my mask of doom...if u ever come near my plastic spear i may have to impale u so that you are dead...further more our lead singer looks like a catfish fresh out of the chlorine free smimming pool...if anyone of our fans wears costumed similar to our ...they are prety f*king queer...well i gotta go jizz all on my orunduses grundeses face after shuving 3 drumsticks so far up my tight as$h0le...keep on wacking off to our horrible dvds with acid so that your c0ck will eventually become a member of gwar
Posted by Balsac the F*ck:
gwar sucks
Posted by Brett:
thank you
Posted by The Man:
I must concur with Brett. I too was at the show at the NorVa and it rocked. One sad thing though, GWAR has ruined any other band that I may ever want to see in concert because now all other concerts are just well, lame!
Posted by Brett:
i went to a GWAR concert last night 10/26/04 and it kiked ass way more then slipknot ever will in just one concert, slipknot is gay bitches just accept it
Posted by Brett:
The Almighty GWAR will alwasy reign supreme
Posted by bigfatugly:
your all wrong. Gwar has been a band since 1985,with first singer johnny slutman and then joey slutman.well before slipknot but really not as talented
Posted by 666:
*have
Posted by 666:
Gwar, what a strange band. Well musically they're ok. Lyrically they're horrible, but I ahve to say the lyrics are kinda funny. Their look and style gets annoying. Overall, they suck and are a sh*itty band.
Posted by nigger:
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
Posted by outlaw scumfuc:
gwar is the sh&t, but gg allin is way f%ckin'better
Posted by joey ..:
hmm man you guys sure know alot.. seeing as how dave is my uncle and everything i get to hang out with him every time he gets a break so someone can know the true facts! see ya!
Posted by Adolft Hitler :
Gwar is god
Posted by PAGAN RAYGUN:
very simply, "America Must Be Destroyed" is a hard rock/heavy metal masterpiece. underrated, and yes we're talking about Gwar here, i am not a huge fan but this album truly rocks, heavy as f*ck, irreverant as always and actually quite well produced by Glenn Robinson (no not the NBA player!)circa 91/92 i think. check it out for yourself. thanx for reading.
Posted by roadkillrage:
GWAR rules my world. I own every album and must say they are one of the most underrated bands.
Posted by Steve McBillson:
GWAR IS GOD!
VLAD THE IMPALER IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD!
Posted by Abane:
Excuse me. I think GWAR was out well before the Knot.
Posted by GWAR RULES:
Gwar is my favorite band. So, it looks like a few people here dont know that much or have their facts mixed up. So listen to this. Chuck Varga (sexecutioner) and Hunter Jackson (techno destructo, scroda moon) were planning on making a horror movie called Sumdogs of the Universe..then they met a unpopular punk band named Death Piggy (contained Dave Brockie) Hunter and Varga designed costumes for the band and soon Death Piggy turned into GWAR!!! Gwar released HELL-0! in 1980, it was a very good album. Songs like Slutman City and Time for Death will tell you GWAR was bad from the beginning. Then the put some money into their costumes, wrote longer, heavyer songs. Scumdogs of the Universe was released. Pesonally I liked HELL-0 a little better.....besides it was more vulgar. Then Flattus Maximus left the band, because i think he need surgury for some reason, i think he got shot. Anyway on GWAR's next more sick, heavyer album Balsac played lead and rythem guitar....damn im getting tired of typing this. So im gonna quit.
Posted by John Crane:
I bet that singer from Gwar has a BIG d*ck! I wanna blow him!
Posted by nick:
john crane you stupid freak go listen to your alanis crap
Posted by EHhhh:
I was there with my friend kane and he got raped by gwar ehhhhhhhh they're awesome ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh safety
Posted by thiz:
gwar kicks mighty ass.
Posted by Daniel Crotty:
Gwar fuc.... rules thats all i have to say!
Posted by once again:
ok, i noticed another mistake in my rantings, sorry david walker, piss off john crane
Posted by andrew again:
sorry, my stupid ass mistake '88, rock baby raper
Posted by gwarbage@gwarmail.net:
and another thing "we kill everything" was OK but was the worst album gwar ever made, right along with "canival of chaos" so, baby raper, piss off and listen to HELL-O, scumdogs, AMBD, toilet earth, and ragnarock, and if you already do, and know what im talkin about then david walker should be the only oe pissing off, to learn about what he's going to criticise, not to seem like a fanatic or anything, but i am. and dave brockie is the biggest genius alive.
Posted by andrew lavelle:
and just for the record, gwar has been out since 85 with HELL-O, and scumdogs of the universe was origionally going to be a B-MOVIE starring, everybodies favorite omnisexual, oderus "around us" "the irish kid"
Posted by andrew lavelle:
gwar is the best band that ever walked the face of this universe.....i went to see them last year, i had to drive a couple hours to get there, but it was worth it, seriously the best.
gwarbage@gwarmail.net
Posted by baby raper:
john crane,
your stupid. GWAR have been out since '88. your gay. GWAR kick ass!
david walker
this goes to john crane:
GWAR were kicking ass while slipknot was still in their momma's wombs.They're not "knew" at all.They are the most original *strange* band ever.I like slipknot too but i think slipknot got the idea from GWAR.
john crane
i know gwar is a knew band and everything but come on guys don't try to be slipknot it has already been done
