Millions
of years ago GWAR rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of Space Pirates
called The Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master,
they were imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the universe...
Earth.
Killing
off the dinosaurs and inadvertantly creating the human race by having sex
with apes, GWAR began to influence the development of the planet until
after that wild gig in Atlantis when it was decided that they should be
entombed in Antarctica to prevent them from screwing up the Earth any worse.
`Several
thousand years later Sleazy P. Martini, known pimp, pusher, pornographer,
and record business executive for Capitalist Records, accidentaly stumbled
into their Antarctic tomb and woke them up. He took them to New York, gave
them electric guitars and began to market them as his latest Rock n Roll
sensation.
Some
of GWARs adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics and videos
but there are still many GWAR stories waiting to be told.
